We've got the crew of Space Shuttle Atlantis. $1 million each. Pay up:
- Non-sequential unmarked bills
- Delivered to our space-boat
- You have 48 hours before we start killing the astronauts.
Whilst browsing the web, I found this handy map of our recent exploits. I was personally involved in about a third of these attacks.
Looks like the worldwide media has picked up this gem: This is London – the capital of Somali pirates' secret intelligence operation…
Hey check it out western world! We have made so much money from piracy, we hired Daft Punk to play my birthday party.