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We've got the crew of Atlantis
[info]somalipirate
Dear America,

We've got the crew of Space Shuttle Atlantis. $1 million each. Pay up:
  • Non-sequential unmarked bills
  • Delivered to our space-boat
  • You have 48 hours before we start killing the astronauts.
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You do remember that the rest of our shuttles don't really work, right?

Advice for Somali Pirates

(Anonymous)

2009-05-13 05:28 pm (UTC)

Keep your heads low. I hear that NASA has Space SEAL's.

Mog-raider

(Anonymous)

2009-05-24 06:53 pm (UTC)

lol, thats funny

Breath vacuum!

(Anonymous)

2009-05-25 03:25 am (UTC)

I hope you can breath vacuum. Or mighty Space Marines will capture you and soon you'll be swinging from the yardarm of one of our space frigates.

Somali Pirates are cowards

(Anonymous)

2009-11-17 04:33 pm (UTC)

What a bunch of dorks. These people are so backward and stupid that they think they can continue to be pirates. These people are pathetic losers. We need to destroy the city of Eyl. Level it. These people don't deserve to live. They are sub-human and should't live to procreate more losers.