So they go into the cargo hold and find out the whole ship is full of these fucking things: Snuggies
Apparently they are meant to keep you extra warm. In case you didn't know, Somalia is a very hot country. What are we going to do with all these Snuggies?
Choose a way to deal with the Snuggies:
Tailor them into colorful pirate uniforms
Use them as weatherproofing
Save them for Burning Man
Toss them into the sea